“I could be hit by a Sara Lee truck tomorrow. Which is not a bad way of going: ‘Richard Simmons Found in a Freeway in Pound Cake and Fudge, With a Smile on His Face.’ Let’s face it. We don’t know anything.”
Richard Simmons
“I’m a slave to the culture, so I see an Audi, a Denali, or an Escalade, my neighbor got the four-door Porsche. I have a really nice truck. But it’s a Durango and I like frontin’! I like to ride by and show off.”
Patrice O’Neal
“You can’t bye happiness but you can buy a truck, and that’s pretty close.”
Unknown
“ I like big trucks and I cannot lie”
Unknown
“ God bless the farmers and truckers. Where would we be without them? “
Unknown
“The wussiest thing a guy can do is driving a clean truck. Dents, scratches and mud – that’s manly.”
Blake Shelton
“I’m really annoyed by the wave of country music that’s just a list of stuff. It almost sounds like L.A. people writing country music, because it’s just a list of stuff: ‘My pickup truck and my cowboy boots and my Levi’s jeans and my girlfriend with the short shorts.’ It’s so boring!”
